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look at that fat ass in his portable living room!
ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!
those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!
ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!
those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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Get the I.A. mug.the eternal punishing lot of the male!
extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.
if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??
i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.
if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??
i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!
she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
by michael foolsley June 5, 2011
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these women usually embrace the folding green religion and would love to take a ride on YOUR gravy train!
shiny chicks usually excel in the more physical skills, rather than being some of our greater thinkers!!
these women usually embrace the folding green religion and would love to take a ride on YOUR gravy train!
shiny chicks usually excel in the more physical skills, rather than being some of our greater thinkers!!
theobald found the pickup bar 'shiny chick' repellent!
james picked up a shiny chick, but couldn't get a "stiffy"
ian knew he could never get the shiny chick to go camping!
james picked up a shiny chick, but couldn't get a "stiffy"
ian knew he could never get the shiny chick to go camping!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
Get the shiny chick mug.i was moving furniture and caught the head juicys, wheres' my head (doo) rag?
this bitch wouldn't let me off, cause i had the juicys!
this bitch wouldn't let me off, cause i had the juicys!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
Get the juicys mug.he politely explained to the sales'person' that he/she could "suckle my rectum"!!
encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!
the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!
encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!
the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
Get the suckle my rectum mug.i checked for my potential definition in urban dictionary and abandoned it, three different people had put it like a jewel, i couldn't beat that!
he handled that business deal like a jewel
her bare glands gave good air; like jewels
that emerald shined like a jewel
that tool worked like a jewel
he handled that business deal like a jewel
her bare glands gave good air; like jewels
that emerald shined like a jewel
that tool worked like a jewel
by michael foolsley February 2, 2010
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