belladonna

this is the shit hippies would take when i was a budding young hop head, (a hundred years ago!!) that makes one hallucinate shit like a roomful of snakes. -not recommended unless you're a hardcore masochist!! (or perhaps zoologist or herpetologist!)
dwayne was on belladonna; we had to take him to the hospital for a thorazine hit!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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church hopping

the concept of people leaving one church where they find the doctrine hard to swallow, for another; whose doctrine is more palatable. this was common back when i was a young punk, in the 60's
the smiths were seriously into church hopping
by michael foolsley December 01, 2009
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from saturday night live's hans and franz 'pump you up' guys

the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)
this life is a double-edged sword!! alcohol isn't that great on the frustration/s!! pass me that gage and hear me now, believe me later!! -i need my "medicinal" marijuana!!
by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
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sock it home

insertion of the penis fully and completely, in its desired destination
it didn't take much encouragement for me to sock it home
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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righteous tumble

someone had non-disposable sex; a quality tumble, got wickedly 'set on fire', or otherwise 'came' with vigor!

a 'treatment' administered and/or received with intensity and vigor!
judy and i had a righteous tumble!!

she savagely fucked me, it was a quality tumble!!

the bed was smoking for a while, due to a righteous tumble!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
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if it isn't something, its' something else!!
words of wisdom from a welder, probably now either retired and/or dead!
if it ain't sup'm, its' sup'm else!!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
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eyeglass challenge

finding oneself at the opticians, trying on eyeglasses and being unable to perceive how a particular style of glasses make you look like a fucking dork, dweeb, owl; e.t.c.

as an eyeglass wearer, some of the hardest work i've ever done!!...eyeglasses are very much like picture frames, which can either compliment or un-compliment a painting. -plus, one can't see 100% while looking at/through frames with no lenses!! (contacts easy to love!, but twice the money and appointments...-then there is laser surgery!)

i always had trouble appreciating the 'older womens' glasses from yesteryear, that had upside-down stems and were HUGE; making someone look a bit like an owl!!
she was taking the eyeglass challenge, and ended up choosing a pair that made her face look severely pinched!

he chose a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge that were the absolute 'most' for his face, but cost $500

she found a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge, that lent themselves to a 'slut' look!
by michael foolsley June 28, 2011
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