being depicted by speed camera
by michael foolsley May 08, 2011
EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)
that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
the police! -could be question 'kind', question 'one/s' or question 'woman'
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
i was leaving foolsley's, and got hit by the question man re: my consumption of 'cohol. i explained that i was just the fucking dishwasher getting off work........
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
a phrase indicting 'free' movement of something, even if only temporary/brief. state of time/space where one encounters no barriers/'controlling factors' of any kind.
i really like the way 'let' sounds, as though one were going to 'let' some water out of a spigot! -sounds kind of like british english usage! (how can you not love that!! it sure sets ME 'ALIGHT'!!)
i really like the way 'let' sounds, as though one were going to 'let' some water out of a spigot! -sounds kind of like british english usage! (how can you not love that!! it sure sets ME 'ALIGHT'!!)
this chronic fucking let me off, i was circling venus!
that bitch let me off! i was 'free' for several seconds!
they let me off work!, -now, time to CRACK SOMEONES' CROTCH!!
that bitch let me off! i was 'free' for several seconds!
they let me off work!, -now, time to CRACK SOMEONES' CROTCH!!
by michael foolsley July 09, 2011
mcdonald's "family restaurant" a.k.a. the less verbose "mickey d's"
i like the way michael and donald's puts an "alternate lifestyle" spin on it!
i like the way michael and donald's puts an "alternate lifestyle" spin on it!
are you hungry ? no, i just got a shit sammich at michael and donald's !
let's go get the new dung wrap at michael and donald's
got me a flesh sammich from michael and donald's !
let's go get the new dung wrap at michael and donald's
got me a flesh sammich from michael and donald's !
by michael foolsley December 30, 2021
a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")
she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!
jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!
being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!
being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
by michael foolsley September 05, 2013
forming words with ones' mouth while belching...only the true belch 'masters' can get more than about a phrase before the gas expires.
belch speaking 'excuse me' is always a 'hit'...-this totally derails prudes, mothers, women and other assorted belch-haters! (belching SO low-class!)
-this is an activity that never fails to delight/entertain!! -perfect for knocking many humans off their 'pedestal'
belch speaking 'excuse me' is always a 'hit'...-this totally derails prudes, mothers, women and other assorted belch-haters! (belching SO low-class!)
-this is an activity that never fails to delight/entertain!! -perfect for knocking many humans off their 'pedestal'
i told her i loved her in belch speak
i apologized to the principal in belch speak
belch speak is an art form limited only by the imagination!!
i apologized to the principal in belch speak
belch speak is an art form limited only by the imagination!!
by michael foolsley January 17, 2011