miracle of the the male getting sex, the envelopment of the penis by any means necessary gay, straight, masturbation...etc. -the 'hiding of the salami', and its' peripheral psychological benefits, -ie: envelopmental therapy
-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)
-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)
john was crying over his status, he needed a little envelopmental therapy!!
worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy
worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy
by michael foolsley October 23, 2010
filmy, plastic shopping bags flipping around, everywhere and anywhere.
what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!
what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!
john HAD to control the urban tumbleweeds! he couldn't have one 'wafting' over the baby's head!!
they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!
they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
get something away from you; out of your sight
-the concept of "disposable" is a gray area! when an item exhausts its' 'working life', it becomes "disposable"!! ie: it can no longer perform the 'work' it was intended to perform. it can (and MAY) still exist for all eternity!!, but has become a non-entity to you! -the $64,000 question is WHERE it is "disposed" TO!!
some items are designed specifically to be "disposable"!!??
i don't envy those 'mopping up' years down the line, when i'm 'stone dead' and 'space' is replaced by bodies and "disposable" items -i guess they'll blast all this crap into 'space'
-the concept of "disposable" is a gray area! when an item exhausts its' 'working life', it becomes "disposable"!! ie: it can no longer perform the 'work' it was intended to perform. it can (and MAY) still exist for all eternity!!, but has become a non-entity to you! -the $64,000 question is WHERE it is "disposed" TO!!
some items are designed specifically to be "disposable"!!??
i don't envy those 'mopping up' years down the line, when i'm 'stone dead' and 'space' is replaced by bodies and "disposable" items -i guess they'll blast all this crap into 'space'
john finished with the jenkins girl and she became disposable.
i threw my "disposable" razor into the garbage can.
all my disposable 'ravings' have become tiresome! lets' go 'conservative', or get 'fucked up'! (preferably the latter!!)
i threw my "disposable" razor into the garbage can.
all my disposable 'ravings' have become tiresome! lets' go 'conservative', or get 'fucked up'! (preferably the latter!!)
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)
i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth!
i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!
i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!
i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!
i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
trying (spotlight on TRYING, now!!) to 'wean' oneself off some addictive substance, no matter WHAT it is!! (i.e- food, drugs, sex, cohol, cigs...e.t.c.) KICK=kick out the door!!
i'm trying to kick cheese, i'm wearin' some NOW!!
i'm tryin' to kick these cigs, but its' more work than i want to do!!
i'm trying to kick his/her 'unit', but its' SOOO SWEET!!
trying to kick them 'acid'-burgers.......
i'm tryin' to kick these cigs, but its' more work than i want to do!!
i'm trying to kick his/her 'unit', but its' SOOO SWEET!!
trying to kick them 'acid'-burgers.......
by michael foolsley May 31, 2011
seriously fucking up the speed cameras seen everywhere with a paintball gun. also: fucking up paparazzi for pay or free!!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
the eternal punishing lot of the male!
extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.
if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??
i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.
if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??
i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!
she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
by michael foolsley May 11, 2011