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Definitions by michael foolsley

plump with lump 

need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"
-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!

his theories were plump with lump

my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump

YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!

hippybilly 

hippie+hillbilly

a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
all the construction site, guys that long ago gave folks a problem for having long hair; are now all hippybilly boys!

those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!

some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!

a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!

some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
hippybilly by michael foolsley October 13, 2013

personal spittoon 

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.
that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!
personal spittoon by michael foolsley September 28, 2013

new slaver 

the new breed of 'plantation owner' and/or business'person' who takes full advantage of those with 'lesser' social status and education in order to keep their business maximizing profits!!

one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
that business won't pay a decent living wage, practically expecting employees to PAY THEM to work there!! (response:) yeah, i know all about it!! i'm super-tired of these new slavers!!

john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.

jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
new slaver by michael foolsley September 14, 2013

equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse
dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
equine faced by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

T.M.S.I.D.K. 

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!! (for the texting lions and lionesses) a texting response to someones' 'same old song', expressing boredom (YAWN!!) with someones repetitive and/or boring prattle, you've heard ten thousand times before!!
texting: babble, babble babble...-T.M.S.I.D.K.

that 'bird' is SO excruciatingly FINE!! -T.M.S.I.D.K.

urban dictionary no longer likes michael foolsley definitions!! -T.M.S.I.D.K. !!
T.M.S.I.D.K. by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")
she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!

jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!

being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
pre-boned by michael foolsley September 5, 2013