michael foolsley's definitions

the stinks

body odour, b.o. ,unpleasant olfactory emanations from the human body

i was workin' out and caught me a case of the stinks.

rotting sperm in someones' boogie will attract the stinks

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

get holy

bringing oneself to ORGASM ! (unisex)

NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !

jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !

john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !

he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !

by michael foolsley April 3, 2021

cat on the beach

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"

jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

get horizontal

sleep, eye, bedtime

i'm pretty merged dude, i think i'll get horizontal!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

hammer off some hot drops

ejaculate, the changing of the male 'oil'

dave wanted and needed to hammer off some hot drops!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

basketball tits

HUGE mammary glands that are as wide as they are high!
glands that are repulsively attractive, and candidates for reduction surgery or a wheelbarrow!...(especially late in life!)

those basketball tits must have a "braw" made of 'hardware cloth' or chicken wire!!

those basketball tits must be hard to 'harness'!!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

show me yours i'll show you mine

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'

we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009