man of steel (or 'men')
the 'macho man' who has huge pain tolerance, physically OR emotionally!; ESPECIALLY WHEN DRUNK!!
the 'macho man' who has huge pain tolerance, physically OR emotionally!; ESPECIALLY WHEN DRUNK!!
jack was a true M.O.S.!! he took on some killer bikers and got seriously thrashed, but bounced back like a turd that wouldn't flush!
he didn't know what he was in for challenging those M.O.S.
the special op M.O.S. kept on shooting after losing part of a leg, until he keeled over from blood loss!
he didn't know what he was in for challenging those M.O.S.
the special op M.O.S. kept on shooting after losing part of a leg, until he keeled over from blood loss!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

judy gave me the 'keys to the kingdom' then made a mess of me!!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

allowing a turd rider (tailgater) to pass you, become the 'point man', zoom out in front attract the police and get the speeding ticket!! (not specific to males!!)
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

(1) cleaning -removing the funky film found on the surface of everything in the known universe!!, accomplished by repeated rubbing with some cleaner/s and/or abrasive.
(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........
A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!
(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........
A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!
the college boy longed to give those pert tits a rub job
the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl
i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!
mark did a rub job on judy's feet
the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl
i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!
mark did a rub job on judy's feet
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")
she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!
jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!
being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!
being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
by michael foolsley September 05, 2013

that judy has GOT herself a butt!! -you: yeah! tough talking tocks!!
i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!
i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011
