michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the confessionalmug. john doe type of name for business when you can't remember the business name, it isn't important, is obvious, or simply doesn't matter. (or you don't give a shit)
mike foolsley ford, mike foolsleys, foolsley's, etc
where'd you eat last night dude? me an jan went down the street to foolsley's
where'd you eat last night dude? me an jan went down the street to foolsley's
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the mike foolsleymug. a term for sound engineers, e.t.c. to use. could also be perceived as 'din'.
a situation when sound is not clear, but 'masked' by colliding close similar frequencies, e.t.c. (too many same guitars, friends!!) or other phenomena creating a sound distortion where 'pure' tones are altered and/or masked.
second and/or third generation recordings can create a perfect example of same. ie; loss of clarity, info. seems 'lost in background'
a situation when sound is not clear, but 'masked' by colliding close similar frequencies, e.t.c. (too many same guitars, friends!!) or other phenomena creating a sound distortion where 'pure' tones are altered and/or masked.
second and/or third generation recordings can create a perfect example of same. ie; loss of clarity, info. seems 'lost in background'
i went to the rave-up, but my bass got lost in the sonic mask!
had to re-record from the source because of damning sonic mask!
it was so humid at the outdoor venue all the sound which normally was crystal clear, got lost in a sonic mask
had to re-record from the source because of damning sonic mask!
it was so humid at the outdoor venue all the sound which normally was crystal clear, got lost in a sonic mask
by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
Get the sonic maskmug. one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!
wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
Get the caught the cancermug. an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !
jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
Get the must be free!mug. display of a goodly bit of mammary glands, 'EXTREME' cleavage; or otherwise clear exposure of "breastices"
jane was exhibiting some wonderful glandage while wearing that slinky cocktail dress
she was showing some respectable glandadge
her glandage made him 'grow'
she was showing some respectable glandadge
her glandage made him 'grow'
by michael foolsley December 30, 2013
Get the glandagemug. if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
Get the right fartmug.