a nail that splits or separates, catching on anything/everything ESPECIALLY POLYESTER!! if you aren't close to a nail clipper, this 'barb' will torture you for all eternity until you can 'chaw' it off; or find some kind of tool that will 'fix' it up!
me gonna sucker-punch this nail barb!!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
this 't' shirt is about about 'ripe' i believe it has reached its' soil point
pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!
she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!
my (your choice!) has reached soil point
pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!
she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!
my (your choice!) has reached soil point
by michael foolsley March 22, 2011
the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
by michael foolsley November 16, 2021
an all purpose statement for nearly everything! it IS a legitimate question ! WHAT kind of "loving god" does INDEED
allow bad things to happen to good people ?
allow bad things to happen to good people ?
WHAT kind of "loving god"... 'makes' a creature (the MALE!) 'programmed' to pump "goo" out of itself several times a week ?? and no one around to CARE ??
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?
by michael foolsley April 25, 2022
banishment of something, getting something quickly out of your sight (ie: guards!! take this vermin away!!)
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')
the urban dictionary dics toiletized my concept once again!
jan decided to toiletize the relationship
ace toiletized his body waste
jan decided to toiletize the relationship
ace toiletized his body waste
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009