Definitions by michael foolsley

stinkum 

perfume,body lotion, body scents of any kind, very often applied way too heavily, (male OR female!)

that bitch had on so much stinkum, i all but gagged

that dude on the bus, had on so much stinkum, it was almost pukin' time!

stinkum by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

sock it home 

insertion of the penis fully and completely, in its desired destination

it didn't take much encouragement for me to sock it home

sock it home by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

get horizontal 

sleep, eye, bedtime

i'm pretty merged dude, i think i'll get horizontal!

get horizontal by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

merged 

transcedentally high!, super fucked-up, supremely altered on one or more substances!

dude, i saw joe floating around on a magic carpet, i'm gonna tell you here and now, he was merged!

merged by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

space travel 

orgasm, male OR female

-when the cranial g forces pull the sides of your face back, your eyes roll out of sight, you black out, and do the obligatory leaving of gravity, while shaking; all in a few seconds...

i'd like to space travel with him/her, hes'/shes' got the goods!

she seems like she'd really enjoy some nice space travel

space travel by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

got the goods 

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!

got the goods by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

plugs 

tampons

a term i absorbed from univ. of md (balt.) nursing students circa:early 70s'

jen, do you have any plugs?, i'm all out!

plugs by michael foolsley November 20, 2009