Definitions by michael foolsley
shepherd the punk
child rearing ! , parenthood
EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??
when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !
go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !
go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
shepherd the punk by michael foolsley November 25, 2021
mask muffle
something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
mask muffle by michael foolsley November 19, 2021
move shot
the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
move shot by michael foolsley November 15, 2021
blooey
something catastrophically (or NOT!) FAILING! probably sourced from the ancient (1960's and earlier) CARTOONS !!
a person, place or thing going BAD !!
i love the sound of blooey ! another word that sounds like what it means, and also; DELIGHTFULLY
CRETINESQUE !!
a person, place or thing going BAD !!
i love the sound of blooey ! another word that sounds like what it means, and also; DELIGHTFULLY
CRETINESQUE !!
seen john lately ? nope! , i heard he and lauren went blooey !!
i went to the cremators to 'bake' my dead dad after his heart went blooey!
sam bought a new ??? to replace the one he had that went blooey !
i went to the cremators to 'bake' my dead dad after his heart went blooey!
sam bought a new ??? to replace the one he had that went blooey !
blooey by michael foolsley November 8, 2021
am i shitting me ?
the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
am i shitting me ? by michael foolsley October 21, 2021
gone triangle
gone triangle by michael foolsley October 16, 2021
pussy washer
in france, provision is made for cleansing body parts (buttle) via bidet, or pussy washer !
in 'merca, WE wouldn't be caught DEAD 'cleaning up' on a pussy washer !
lesser "deforestation" using a pussy washer, than MILES of "bowel towel" !!
in 'merca, WE wouldn't be caught DEAD 'cleaning up' on a pussy washer !
lesser "deforestation" using a pussy washer, than MILES of "bowel towel" !!
pussy washer by michael foolsley April 29, 2021