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shepherd the punk

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child rearing ! , parenthood

EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??

when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !

go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2021
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mask muffle

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something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !

speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?

it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !

i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !

thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
by michael foolsley November 19, 2021
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move shot

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the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot

lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
by michael foolsley November 15, 2021
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something catastrophically (or NOT!) FAILING! probably sourced from the ancient (1960's and earlier) CARTOONS !!

a person, place or thing going BAD !!

i love the sound of blooey ! another word that sounds like what it means, and also; DELIGHTFULLY

CRETINESQUE !!
seen john lately ? nope! , i heard he and lauren went blooey !!

i went to the cremators to 'bake' my dead dad after his heart went blooey!

sam bought a new ??? to replace the one he had that went blooey !
by michael foolsley November 8, 2021
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am i shitting me ?

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the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?
by michael foolsley October 21, 2021
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gone triangle

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have you seen jane lately ? no! , i heard she's gone triangle
by michael foolsley October 16, 2021
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pussy washer

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a bidet !

pussy washer was heard stated by a "mentally challenged" individual at a construction site
in france, provision is made for cleansing body parts (buttle) via bidet, or pussy washer !
in 'merca, WE wouldn't be caught DEAD 'cleaning up' on a pussy washer !
lesser "deforestation" using a pussy washer, than MILES of "bowel towel" !!
by michael foolsley April 29, 2021
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