shit sandwich

a pre-packaged convenience store style sandwich where the ingredients are questionable, hard to pronounce; or just odd!!

-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!
no time for martha's tofu surprise! tonight!! -ah'm gone hev to get me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
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muggliers

when i opened the door, smoke poured out; revealing the presence of some muggliers!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
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human sieve

human (USUALLY women!) having to pee constantly! slowing down the 'show' to occupy a 'bowl'!!
wheres' t'neequa? -cuttin' her a piss! -that bitch is a human sieve!!

that judy is a human sieve!
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
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titillate your parts

(OR; titillate ONES' parts!!)

as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!

extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
that godiva chocolate will titillate your parts!

SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!

that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!

having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
by michael foolsley November 01, 2011
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vegetarian valentines day

valentines day soloist -ie: no 'meat to eat' (unisex) single, 'struck out', 'burning in hell'!
all these jewelery ads are annoying me, i'm going to have a vegetarian valentines day!!

judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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get some teat

get something to eat in appalachianese
ah stopped at foolsley's to get some teat!

before i did the presentation on caloric trans-bacteria at yale, i stopped to get some teat

while preparing the foolsley report, i had to take time out to get some teat!
by michael foolsley August 25, 2010
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fantasy box

dude, i saw this bitch on the fantasy box, nobody can look that good...

-probably an android dude!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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