beat the crack

arising well BEFORE dawn!!

NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!
i had to beat the crack to do electrical work, which resulted in me "sleeping in" till 6:30A on week-ends!!

had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!

beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!
by michael foolsley September 06, 2011
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snakebite kit

a vagina (inspired by the kits given to boy scouts that included a small rubber suction device 'sposed to remove the poison)
she climbed on board, applied her snakebite kit and milked the poison out of me! the swelling immediately went down!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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got something

fine looking human, possessor of "the goods" as well as a kind of indescribable sexual mojo. sex with this type of specimen would be a 'tumble to remember'
that bird got me with her strut, then her mojo! -shes' got something

that laurens' most certainly got something!!

hes' definitely got something!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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i can't eat FIRE !

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
by michael foolsley January 22, 2022
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human sieve

human (USUALLY women!) having to pee constantly! slowing down the 'show' to occupy a 'bowl'!!
wheres' t'neequa? -cuttin' her a piss! -that bitch is a human sieve!!

that judy is a human sieve!
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
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pretty damn grim

something to mutter to oneself while looking out a window and seeing a rainy, gray, cold day!
'champagne charlie' looking out window at rainy, overcast weather: pretty damn grim

i don't even want to go out today! , pretty damn grim
by michael foolsley April 18, 2022
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balloon out

potentiality of becoming no-return protoplasm(atically) challenged!!
all the jones boys had big beer guts, it was a matter of time until, steve too; would balloon out

judy had a great body but huge arms, all her sisters were pear shaped, flynn wondered if judy too, would balloon out
by michael foolsley December 14, 2010
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