Definitions by michael foolsley

running water urine draw 

when running water commands your body to pee

i was washing dishes and gotted me the running water urine draw

me was running for the "terlit" after i got me the running water urine draw

running water urine draw by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

beauty fart 

a perfect or divine fart! -wonderful sonic aura, beautiful bouquet, glorious massage, perfect length, specimen that 'has it all'!! -the "golden child" of farts!!

i blew one that was so perfectly divine i almost got on my knees and prayed! -it was a true beauty fart

megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!

beauty fart by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

butt bark 

a high pitched fart that sounds hugely like a barking dog!

my buttle released a butt bark that sounded like the yip of a small lap dog!!

his butt bark set off a dog in a parked car!

butt bark by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

"drugsman's" green light 

total satisfaction with purchase of misc. cannabis product/s

mike foolsley gave my red hashish the "drugsman's" green light!!

"drugsman's" green light by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

call to worship 

NOT a guy singing through mosque-top horn speakers!!, but entering an area and clapping the hands twice; like a potentate summoning a servant. -all the nearby 'hop-heads' know this means: 'the "drugs" are here!, time to get 'hopped-up'!!'

all the frat boys at jk kng xauf fratenity gathered round to sample the fine new ganja!!, upon hearing the 'call to worship!!'

upon hearing the 'clap,clap' 'call to worship'!, zeke gathered up his 'tools', and put on his smoking jacket!!

call to worship by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

squiggly porn

cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!

joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn

had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!

squiggly porn by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

grey hair bomber 

what al-qaeda will turn to...using old people (fat chance!) wearing a diaper with a 'load'! -the old people there don't seem to be too useful for this function! only the particularly rabid young zealous types!

hey joe! think we got a grey hair bomber over here! his diapers' packing a load!!!

grey hair bomber by michael foolsley January 8, 2010