michael cunningham's definitions

poofinger

A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.

DAMN... poofinger again!

by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004

Crop-dust

To fart discretely and then walk away from the scene so as not to be detected.

"My stinky was completely undetected, Susan...I crop-dusted my way across the party."

by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004

buckin' apt

A culchie term for the more polite 'no' response.

This nite will be an ogeous broze
Response: buckin' apt!}

by michael cunningham April 18, 2005

banjacked

when something or someone is in a physical state that is beyond repair, can be induced by alcoholic beverages amongst the human species.

thon buck's completely banjacked

by michael cunningham April 18, 2005