michaeL's definitions

DumbAssItis

a viral infection of the brain which will never completely go away and appears randomly throught ones life

commonly referred to as DAI

The Presidential elections clearly defined even our countries leaders suffer from DumbAssItis.

by michael February 26, 2005

east cobb

East Cobb is a part of Cobb County in Marietta, Georgia. Contrary to popular belief from people not from around Atlanta, East Cobb is not in Atlanta. it is a beautiul, wealthy suburban area just outside of Atlanta, Georgia. East Cobb is known as the "rich" part of Cobb County.

trashy gwinnett girl: That girl is such an East Cobb snob!

by Michael February 20, 2005

WRATGAS

A military word in which each letter stands for a word that stands for Who Really And Truely Gives A Shit.

I'm tired of this meeting, the speaker is full of wratgas.

by Michael February 18, 2004

Declan

A guy who does stuff.

Check out that Declan guy thats doing that stuff.

by Michael April 22, 2004

shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.

my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.

by michael October 27, 2003

ducks

Plural of duck, a breed of fowl that lives almost wholly atop freshwater lakes when not nesting, flying, or migrating.

Look! Out on the water! Ducks!

by michael November 11, 2003

wreeuh

Originally started in ATL, the Wreeuh has become a phenomenon. Wreeuh is the essence of gibberish, so much that it has gained its own set of definitions.

It can be shouted to express anger, or stated simply to baffle someone. It can also be used when describing one's exploits in the bathroom. Many variations can be added to wreeuh, all of which involve sounding like a retarded cave man. A favorite combination of the word is "oodles wreeuh!"

"Hey bitch, I just humped your mother!"
"Wreeuh! Wreeuh wreeeuh? Wreeeuh huh!"
- to baffle people

"Wreeuh! I just got my cock stuck in the blender again! Wreeuh wreeuh!"

"That was quite a wreeuh I just took ... I've never seen a toilet catch fire before.

by Michael October 14, 2003