polesmoker

one who performs oral sex on a male

by mic May 14, 2003

microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 05, 2004

gaypimp

Mikey Sulivan is a gay pimp!

Mikey: I pimp gay pimps

by Mic August 05, 2004

moist doggy doo

also known as pooh pohh

*grats for you if you just made it trough the pooh, moist, doggy, shit of a trial.

Wanna play with my moisty doggy doo

by Mic August 05, 2004

pooh pooh

A fresh batch of shity pooh!

Mother, I just took a pooh pohh, want to see?

by Mic August 05, 2004

spittlefrickle

That werid word that that guy says on that commercail. Someone tells him to stop making up words and then he says "spittlefrickle," meaning, god damn it mother fucker you are an ass hole for telling me to stop making up words you peice of shit hoe! or just saying "darn"

Gosh you caught me sue, "spittlefrickle"

by Mic August 05, 2004

guano

Bat fecies.

I had to clean some guano of my car.

by mic March 16, 2003