mic's definitions

doppleganger

someone who steals ones identity (anything from haircut, clothing, music, to complete poserdom.)

Dude that girl looks just like you...shes like king of the doppelgangers.

by mic June 13, 2004

skittles

When you take a shit and you get a bunch of funky colors. shit + funky colors + in a potty = a pot of skittles

wow. my shit looks like skittles

by Mic August 5, 2004

microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 5, 2004

Mixology

the study of mixing drinks and cocktails

Bartenders study mixology.

by Mic October 7, 2003

dog shit

A pile of shit that has been laied by i dog, also known as doggy doo

mom, tommy just ate the dog shit

by Mic August 5, 2004

ballsack

The male body part also known as a scrotum. It contains two of the most important body parts that any man in this world would never want to lose. If you get hit in the ballsack you may hear someone say one of any theses three things.
1. Shit my balls
2. oww my balls
3. MY BALLS
NOTE: Never say ballsack when being hit in tha ballsack. It's just not right

Hey babe, wanna c my ballsack

by Mic August 5, 2004

guano

Bat fecies.

I had to clean some guano of my car.

by mic March 16, 2003