mercunium's definitions

Frigging

The art of performing a clitoral stimulation. cf frig

Lisa was frigging herself in the library again today.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

Pike

To steal, usually by a pikey

That bastard pikey has justed piked my car radio

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

Fish Fingers

The process of insterting one's finger(s) into a female's vagina (referring to the smell of the said finger afterwards).

I had fish fingers again last night with Becky.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

hotrod

A dildo

Lisa's been stabbing herself with her hotrod all evening.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

man paste

See man custard

Indian food usually comes served with a liberal portion of man paste

by mercunium November 11, 2003

San Marino

A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.

The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.

I'd like a buy one get two free offer please

by mercunium November 11, 2003

sloblock

An anagram of bollocks, meaning however scrotum or scrot.

My sloblock is itchy.

by Mercunium September 4, 2003