bingloader

A somewhat quirkey term for one's bum, specifically one's bum-hole. Can be shortened to "bing" as well.

See also: bunghole

"What a pain in the bing!"

by Mel March 11, 2004

Shellybear

A bear named Shelly;

A nickname for your banging buddy and/or the love of your life.

Did you see Shellybear tackling that honeycomb?

Aww...Shellybear, I wuv you.

by Mel November 14, 2004

NLS

When people are trying to be different, so they don't say lol which means laugh out loud, but instead say NLS which means 'NOT LAUGHIN, SMILING' meaning they are not laughing out loud, just grinning, often used when not even smiling.

George: I hope Rover shits on his face.
Lucy: NLS

by Mel February 25, 2003

Oh Shit Handles

Often called "oshes"
They are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a passenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.

When he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh shit handle.

by Mel March 31, 2004

scraimed

redneck way of sayin screamed

i was so skurred i scraimed

by mel October 05, 2004

neo zoom maxi dweeb

description of one who is of the high, tight pants variety, and in the habit of using pocket protectors, among other nerd-affiliated objects. may come with pre-prepared lunch. definitly employs the use of tighty-whiteys. often found locked in bathrooms or stuffed in lockers. found in The Breakfast Club

the neo zoom maxi dweeb got a swirly, then ran away clutching his algebra book to his chest.

by mel February 01, 2005

wasteland

A Detroit original: any strip mall infested suburban community that sits directly outside of the city limits, but for some reason still considers itself part of the city, despite its obvious geographic, architectural, social, and cultural differences.

She lives in the wastelands to avoid paying city taxes, and drives in every weekend, doors locked, to go to the club.

by Mel May 13, 2005