octo-pussy

An animal related to and octopus except has eight pussys instead of testicles.

WOW, look at the size of that octo-pussy.

by me November 23, 2003

desperate

In dire need of something. Usually associated with people trying to get some from other people. Desperate people is commonly a catch 22. Desperate people usually don't get what they want, thus they are always desperate.

Sue is so desperate to get some guy that she turns them off by being desperate.

by me May 14, 2003

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

A book. But not just any book, this book is my god.

\"Oh no, not again.\"

by Me April 26, 2005

smoke scrump dew

v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.

Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!

by Me March 24, 2005

the system

The government, the police, or any other unconquerable authority figure.

Kobe aint guilty, he's just a victim of the system.

It's the system...they be out to get us black people.

by Me February 28, 2004

Wedgie

When one's underwear rides up their butt, usually resulting in a skidmark.

I sniffed her panties after she had a wedgie, they smelled great!!!

by me September 19, 2003

Sitting Bull

A true "Sitting Bull" will be not only as lazy as a hog, but will also be a whiner. This person will take every opportunity to sit down that they can, and will do all they can to get out of doing their fair share of the shared work.

Sometimes Joe is a real Sitting Bull, but not as bad as the original.

by me July 16, 2004