Definitions by mc hammer

hammertext 

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive

God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.

hammertext by MC hammer April 27, 2012

disco inferno

when a guy and girl are dancing and the guy puts his woody in the girls ass

He got a disco Inferno going with that girl

disco inferno by mc hammer May 13, 2005

Word Diggity 

Very Very cool or Extremely Awesome

That movie was word diggity, man!

Word Diggity by MC Hammer July 21, 2004

bologna tits 

Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.

Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.

bologna tits by mc hammer December 3, 2003

wook

A want to be "gook" or Vietnamese. Like a want to be Gangster would be tagged with the term "wangsta"

"GOLLY JEEPERS, look at that wook... he should just cut himself for fraggin' my Pa in 'nam."

wook by MC Hammer July 6, 2003