maxwell's definitions

Christmas

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.

I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.

by Maxwell December 20, 2003

3 hole boneathon

A sexual encounter when the penis (bone) is inserted into the woman’s mouth, vagina then anus.

Gina enjoyed the 3 hole boneathon I gave her last night.

by Maxwell January 6, 2004

Winoda Ridering

The act of shoplifting.

Store security caught him winoda ridering items from Wall Mart.

by Maxwell January 6, 2004