maxwell's definitions

Birfday

An African American word for birthday.

Natasha gave birf to her 3rd child on her 17th birfday.

by Maxwell January 18, 2005

whig

proud party set for destruction by powers beyond their control

You whig bastard! get out of my house!

by Maxwell March 20, 2005

LEZ dispenser

very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.

The Ellen DeGeneres LEZ dispenser is one of my favorites in my collection.

by Maxwell July 1, 2004

Jew him down

The act of a buyer negotiating a lower price for goods or services from a seller.

The car dealer wanted me to pay sticker price for my new car, but I successfully Jewed him down to a lower price.

by Maxwell July 17, 2004

Astroglide

The best anal sex lubricant money can buy.

My Girlfriend and I always use Astroglide for anal sex lube because it is the slipperiest.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

cb radio jive

The incoherent language spoken by African Americans on the CB radio that can be understood only by another fellow African American CB radio user.

sounding to a White person, "Bla Wa Na Wab Bla Bla Wa Na Bleb Dab Wab Dod Nob Bla Bla Bla Da Mutta Fuckka Dare Brake Brake"

by Maxwell June 27, 2004

Oreo Cookie Girl

A White female who enjoys being sandwiched or double penetrated by two African American males.

Did you see that porno flick that had that oreo cookie girl taking two black dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.

by Maxwell August 22, 2004