Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.

John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.

by Maxwell July 04, 2004

Revenue Collector

Any police officer that writes traffic tickets. Most communities use revenue collectors and traffic court judges to shakedown motorists for money. It is not about enforcing the law, but collecting revenue for the city or town where the ticket was issued.

The state of Illinois passed the seatbelt law. This law allows revenue collectors to write more traffic tickets thus generating more revenue for there communities.

by Maxwell February 15, 2005

Astroglide

The best anal sex lubricant money can buy.

My Girlfriend and I always use Astroglide for anal sex lube because it is the slipperiest.

by Maxwell March 24, 2004

affixin

Hillbilly for getting ready to do something, to prepare, to plan.

Were affixin to go to the store.

by Maxwell March 24, 2004

Twatsticka

A German Tampon......comes from the German word "Swastika".

Misses Paushoffer purchased a package of twatstickas for her coming menstrual cycle.

by Maxwell September 28, 2003

EHS weekend

woodberry and EHS's annual weekend dedicated, as a pretense, to football and dedicated in actuality to getting completely shitfaced, laid, and if you're really good, arrested before monday morning

man i can't wait to get some ass this EHS weekend

by maxwell November 21, 2004

LEZ dispenser

very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.

The Ellen DeGeneres LEZ dispenser is one of my favorites in my collection.

by Maxwell July 01, 2004