maxwell's definitions

seven eleven punks

seven eleven punks are the kids that hang out infrount of a seven eleven and bug you when you walk into the seven eleven.. seven eleven punks make mall rats and others look better

For a Example of this goto your loco seven eleven or get Harold & kumar goto white castle on dvd and watch that

by Maxwell March 15, 2005

LEZ dispenser

very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.

The Ellen DeGeneres LEZ dispenser is one of my favorites in my collection.

by Maxwell July 1, 2004

3 hole boneathon

A sexual encounter when the penis (bone) is inserted into the woman’s mouth, vagina then anus.

Gina enjoyed the 3 hole boneathon I gave her last night.

by Maxwell January 6, 2004

Buttering

The act of using butter for anal sex lubricant. Popularized by Marlon Brando in the movie, "Last Tango In Paris"

After I buttered her up, I proceeded to penetrate her analey with my erect penis.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Bafroom

African American for Bathroom.

Rufus be in the bafroom grillin ribs in the baftub.

by Maxwell August 22, 2004

liberty rat

A liberty rat is a mall rat but without a mall so that hang out in the liberty reading MAGA books and talking..

Dam.. I hate them kids that hang out in the teen zone at the liberty there a bunch of liberty rats

by Maxwell March 15, 2005

Revenue Collector

Any police officer that writes traffic tickets. Most communities use revenue collectors and traffic court judges to shakedown motorists for money. It is not about enforcing the law, but collecting revenue for the city or town where the ticket was issued.

The state of Illinois passed the seatbelt law. This law allows revenue collectors to write more traffic tickets thus generating more revenue for there communities.

by Maxwell February 14, 2005