blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 06, 2003

trusay

1. Act of speaking the truth

Person 1: Man, Naz just ganked my vocab.
Person 2: Trusay, however Dora's been ganking ur style for a while.

by Maximus May 15, 2003

terp

A turtle who is a pimp.

Man look at the bling on that turtle, he is a t-e-r-p.

by Maximus February 08, 2004

devil dog

A devil dog is a member of the United States Marine Corps. It originates from a statement attributed to the German High Command, in remarking on the determinedness of the Marines, to the effect of "Wie sind die Teufelhundern ?", which means "Who are these Devil Dogs?"

The Marines have taken the comment as a compliment to their fighting ability, and refer to their comrades as "devil dogs": "hey there, devil dog" is a friendly greeting between Marines.

by Maximus March 13, 2003

whores

douche bags that say that George W. Bush is a whore.

"George W. Bush is a whore" <----- this person is in fact a whore themselves

by Maximus July 16, 2004

gills

vagina

baby I'm gonna bust your gills!

by Maximus August 06, 2003

Commonwealth Team

Basically the greatest team to roam the on-line world of Halo. Were once challenged to a war by the Blue team and the Red team, and completely made bitch meat of them bolth. Rumours are abound about a new challenge, which is widely regarded as a joke by the Commonwealth team, but they love to humour other retarded teams so have obliged.

Red team suck
Blue team suck
Commonwealth team own.

by Maximus April 09, 2005