maximus's definitions

Locksdaze

1. The third in the triad of "dazeness".

2. A feminine derivative of Maxdaze and Randaze.

"Dude, you're so Locksdaze"

by MaXiMuS May 14, 2004

james redd

A mexican cock sucker

In mexico i met a james redd

by maximus April 25, 2004

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

Dostoevsky

1. One of the two greatest authors ever.
2. A russian chap who understands the reality of life.

"Notes From Underground" is an incredible book."
"I know, it's strait from the genius of Dostoevsky!"

by MaXiMuS November 28, 2003

flow

to freestyle (or usually to attempt to do so) with varying degrees of success (usually shitty) to a beat (by chromped up niggas who think they shit)

you say eminem can flow, i say hes a hoe.

by Maximus July 31, 2003

gills

vagina

baby I'm gonna bust your gills!

by Maximus August 6, 2003