Definitions by mavi

Stasi 

A very pretty girl with a big big smile on the face. A real-life sunshine who’ll light up your darkest days. Can be a grumpy bitch sometimes. She’s so funny and clumsy she’ll misspell a lot of words and make you laugh. If you have a Stasi in you life, make sure you hug her a lot and tell her how much you love her, ‘cause she deserves it.

them: she’s amazing
me: I know, she’s a Stasi!

Stasi by mavi November 21, 2021

lolface 

'Laugh Out Loud' with a hint of 'you're a dumbass'.

Bob: Hey man, I had sex with your mom.

Phillip: My mom's dead.

Bob: Oh, hey, sorry, man, I didn't know.

Phillip: Dude, you just saw me with my mom yesterday, remember?

Bob: Oh yeah.

Phillip: lolface!

lolface by mavi September 7, 2007

jebus 

Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.

Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?

jebus by mavi September 7, 2007