Bagdad Trousers

Loose fitting baggy trousers with the crotch reaching the knees. Prevalent amongst middle eastern men, muslims and Islamists, and Arabian Knights.
The man with the AK47 was wearing Bagdad Trousers.
by maudibe July 8, 2016
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prostitute's breakfast

A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.
He was in a rush, so settled for a Prostitute's Breakfast.
by maudibe May 29, 2008
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Crapophonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.
The Marantz recorder has a crapophonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.
by maudibe February 7, 2010
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Human Bean

Meaning: "Human Being". As spoken by similar intellects that say "Every Think", instead of "Everything".

Similarly, "Bean" may be substituted for "Been" in written form.
Look, I'm a human bean too, it seems everythink I say has bean ignored, init?
by maudibe June 23, 2017
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Doctor Tweek

Doctor Tweek is a sound engineer and guitar effects pedal parts supplier for diy pedal fx builders in the uk and europe.
Doctor Tweek sells mojo parts that make you sound like Jimmi Hendrix!
by maudibe July 27, 2010
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Crap-o-phonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.
The Marantz recorder has a crap-o-phonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.
by maudibe February 7, 2010
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Weenut

Also refered to as a 'Winut' - this is a small peanut sized defacation that is sometimes found hanging fron the hairs surrounding the anus. Literaly from the Geodie 'Wee (small) Nut.

Can also be used in a derisory fashion to describe someone.
My arse was itching; upon exploation I found a weenut tangled in the hairs.

He is such a weenut - a complete waste of space, always hanging around and of no use to anyone.
by maudibe February 7, 2010
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