matthew pryce's definitions

swallower

One who allows ejaculation into the mouth and proceeds to swallow the load.

Janie sucked my dick something proper last night, and hell yeah, when I came, she was a swallower.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

modementia

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.

I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.

by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006

fecilate

Derived from feces, to poo.

Man, After those tacos, I gotta fecilate.

by Matthew Pryce February 2, 2004

Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.

Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?

by Matthew Pryce August 7, 2006

whiffing

Striking out swinging.

Rich Monteleone was on tonight, all the opposing batters were whiffing.

by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006

trust rocker

Similar to a trustafarian. A wannabe punk rocker who goes home to Scarsdale after puking at a bunch of indie rock/punk shows in Brooklyn during the week.

Being a trust-rocker must make a person hate themself.

by Matthew Pryce September 11, 2005

platinum sombrero

Striking out five times in one baseball game.

Arod might be taking a platinum sombrero tonight, he's got four Ks and it's only the seventh inning.

by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006