boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble
*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 10, 2010
Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"
Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"
Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"
by Matt Huff October 07, 2011
A gay eardrum that tends to only hear things that are queer or homosexual.
A person with a queerdrum usually turns normal conversations into something sexual pertaining to a dick, a penis, or an ass.
A person with a queerdrum usually turns normal conversations into something sexual pertaining to a dick, a penis, or an ass.
Girl: "You're not using your pick right on the E string."
Guy: "He's not using his dick right on his G-string?"
Girl: "There you go again listening from your queerdrum again.."
Guy: "He's not using his dick right on his G-string?"
Girl: "There you go again listening from your queerdrum again.."
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :
"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve
"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve
"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve
by Matt Huff April 17, 2008
honey.
(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))
(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))
by Matt Huff October 09, 2010
"that's why you have a stupid ass baby right now, you need to learn how to p.o.o.t. on a ho like that"
by Matt Huff October 02, 2009
1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.
2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.
3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.
2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.
3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.
1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009