matt dold's definitions

hobo

the most kickass people in the world, also the coolest job in the world.

someone who could do something with their lives but don't want to.

I would rather be a hobo

by matt dold January 15, 2004

lewis black

one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart

lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"

by matt dold January 7, 2004

spielen

german verb for play

"ich spiele fussball"

by matt dold January 6, 2004

big e

the very uncreative handle used by my brother.

"yo man dis is da phat big e"
-real quote-

by matt dold January 3, 2004

orphan

little kids i laugh at.

me and scott went out and beat up and laughed at orphans after we drowned some puppys

by matt dold December 31, 2003