Sims 2

A game so addicting that some people forget that THEY are the real ones and the Sims are fake.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm watching my Sim watch TV.
Person 3: What are YOU doing?
Person 2: I'm watching him watch his Sim watch TV.

by Matt January 18, 2005

R.T.R.

Abbreviation for "Right Turn Retard". A Right Turn Retard is a driver who takes much too long making a right turn, thus needlessly blocking the right lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic. For similar left-turn phenomenon, see L.T.L..

Why can't this R.T.R. go just a little faster.

by Matt January 16, 2005

bummit

Vomit Squirting from one's Butthole.

The Bummit Just kept on Flying!

by Matt January 05, 2004

hyper on haribo

to get high on weed. Kids generally get hyper by eating haribo sweets, but people use the expression for a slightly more sinister activity too!

We all went round Josh's house and got hyper on haribo.

by Matt September 25, 2004

Banana Dawg

An asian male who is very smooth with the ladies. He hits on multiple girls at once and has very man girlfriends. All the girls love him and guys envy him.

That Boon guy is such a banana dawg!

by Matt March 01, 2005

salvia divinorum

A sacred Mexican herb said to have been given to mexicans by space travellers. It very rarely reproduces on it own accord and has to be perpetuated by making cuttings. Still legal in the UK due to it being so new. A crap (legal) cannabis alternative. Smoking it makes you feel shitty, this is followed by an immediate come-down which is also very odd. Drinking an infusion is exactly the same but slower. Quite expensive too - top notch cannabis bud is much cheaper and better. Salvia Tastes like sour attic dust. If you have to buy some get 10x strength or above.

Fuck me that Salvia bottle bag has completely spasticated me i can't move - when will it wear off?

by Matt October 20, 2004

Grotty

80's slang term for disgusting, offensive, dirty, smelly, et cetera. Derived from either "gross" or "grotesque." Rarely heard today.

That gas station's bathroom was hella grotty.

by matt November 17, 2004