spigotry

spigotness, the quality of being a spigot. See spigot. Synonomous with fagotry.

Parents are the Lords of all Spigotry.

My car broke down, my girlfriend is cheating on me, and I'm getting fired from my job. This is complete spigotry.

by Matt December 04, 2003

Hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.

Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.

by Matt May 14, 2004

smerff

To leave or pass out after a long night
or
To spill/drop things on yourself or others

Yo guy i gotta work tomorrow so i think im going to smerff

"Yo did u spill your drink?"
" Ya man I smerffed on myself"

by Matt March 06, 2005

Extempreate

To fuck all one's present company in the face.

"Man.. Extempreate!"

by Matt March 01, 2004

Gh3y pr0n

adj,

not cool, in fact not cool at all

Dude that is so gh3y pr0n, dont even do that anymore.

by Matt November 16, 2004

Man Bath

When a man needs a bath, he doesn't fill up the tub, he just turns the shower on and sits in it.

Teddy - What a day, I'm going to go take a Man Bath.

by Matt May 22, 2008

Guinness

Guinness is an Irish stout beer that has been brewed in the Saint James's Gate Brewery in Dublin, Ireland since 1756. It is a dark coloured beer with a cremey head. Its taste is quite robust and satisfying.

Guinness also started the Guinness Book of Records after an argument in a pub in 1955. It was sold to Gullane Entertainment in 1997 but they kept the name.

Guinness is my personal favourite beer. If you tour the Guinness Brewery in Dublin you get a free pint at the end of the tour. How sweet is that?!

by Matt September 18, 2005