ziguee

the act and product of defecating and voiding in one sitting.

"You must all excuse me, I have discovered over the course of this business meeting that I must ziguee."

by Matt June 18, 2003

pure quality

(pronoun) describes something that is quality or extremely well produced, made, done, etc. but in the rawest most effective manner possible; near perfect

This brand new stereo, pot, and room full of lesbians having an orgy and wanting me to join in is pure quality.

by Matt March 15, 2005

updations

updations means to update someone on the progress of a particular endeavour

Please forward me your updations on Project finkle.

by Matt August 18, 2004

nubbychode

made on one day when tim fischer got his ass beat in a game of super smash bros melee.

NUBBY CHOOOOOOOOOooooOOOODE! a loser, douchebag

by Matt December 10, 2004

but

used as a greeting in parts of south wales(espescially beddau llantwit and ponty,it is meant to mean mate.

walking down a street.
freind, aquaintence,total stranger walks down the other side of street.
you:arite but!
freind, aquaintence,total stranger:ai!
both walk off

by matt March 27, 2005

conploy

Conploy means 'to employ someone with the intention of firing them'. Its etymology comes from 'con', meaning a rip off or scam and 'ploy', the ending of the word 'employ' on which this word is based.

(Source and origin: www.insidereality.net/index.php?itemid=281)

"I can't believe he conployed you"
"I was conployed"

by Matt April 22, 2005

bonus

1. a reach around

2. an unexpected occurance (positive or negative)

1. the gay guys bonused eachother

2. positive :i aced my test! bonus!
negative: that test bonused me (notice past tense signifies negative)

by matt July 07, 2004