matt's definitions

Bobin on my Nob

This dude named Bob who bobs on dudes nobs.

"I love bobin on nobs" said the weasle Bob.

by Matt August 28, 2003

ass pumper

one who pumps men in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an ass pumper

by MATT April 10, 2003

bottle bag

A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket

Pull me a stonking bottlebag will you mate

by Matt October 20, 2004

Carwash

when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.

I gave the girl last night a carwash.

by Matt September 20, 2005

gerby

to like one selfs balls

jeff and carter were gerby with each other

by matt May 27, 2003

quarter pounder with mayo

a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds

i made a quarter pounder with mayo last night

by matt July 26, 2003

camaro

A sweet ride. Often red.

Hey, check out that sweet camaro!

by Matt June 19, 2005