matt's definitions

Beadle's About

A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.

Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.

Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.

Crispin: I did warn ya!


Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"

by Matt April 27, 2004

banner ads

Normally small, long animated pictures used on websites by advertisers to catch the attention of surfers to bring in traffic(hits, visits) to their website.

That banner ad was about gay male porn.

by matt July 9, 2003

bifkin

the place between ur balls and your asshole see grundel or gooch

my bifkin is sweaty

by matt May 14, 2003

naken

Gateway to the lions' den.

After stepping into naken, I was promptly eaten.

by matt September 6, 2004

Sandstormed

When Fucking a girl in the ass and when you pull it out your dick is covered with hard dry little peices of shit

Last night i was fucking her in the ass and i got sandstormed

by matt April 27, 2004

t(-.- t)

Guy giving someone the finger with both hands.

Flip ya, flip ya for real.

by matt February 14, 2005

Clark and Belmont

The second most popular intersection in the prestegious village of Wrigleyville on Chicago's North Side.

Gaggles of trixies and chads frolick about Clark and Belmont on their way out to drink Bud Light in Irish Pubs.

by Matt March 30, 2005