matt's definitions

unfunny

Kids in the Hall, a sketch comedy (and I use the term "comedy" loosely here) by some no-name flapping heads.

Kids in the Hall is as unfunny as it gets; placing a close second is Dave Foley himself.

by Matt December 27, 2004

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

by Matt July 21, 2008

toolchest

A female version of a toolbox.

She's such a toolchest, she deserved to get fired.

by Matt February 7, 2004

yellow nigger

A racist term for oriental people.

HEY! that yellow nigger stabbed me in the eye with a chop stick.

by Matt December 14, 2003

krayt

A big dragon lizard that can bite your head off. Themed to Star Wars.

Woah! That Krayt bit his head off!

by Matt April 13, 2004

negroids

All NAtural ability in an African AMerican.

man 1: Hes not buff cuz hes taking steroids, hes got negroids, its alll natural....

by matt September 29, 2005

officer lardly

1)term for a fat ma witha hooked nose. Generally looks down on people.
2) A fat idiot who polices others and cant fit in if he tries.

officer Lardly cant landa date if he tried.

by Matt December 16, 2004