matt's definitions

Pyromaniac

A person who likes to burn or blow things up

Matt is such a pyromaniac, he blew up his house.

by Matt April 27, 2003

bonus

1. a reach around

2. an unexpected occurance (positive or negative)

1. the gay guys bonused eachother

2. positive :i aced my test! bonus!
negative: that test bonused me (notice past tense signifies negative)

by matt July 7, 2004

Ohio State Buckeyes

An over-rated football team that has owned the Michigan Wolverines. 5 Time National Champions including 2003. 27 Time Big Ten Conference Champions/CO-Champions.

Ohio State Buckeyes beat Michigan in route to their 5th National Championship.

by Matt November 19, 2004

Peacekeeping

N, Adj. The keeping of peace in a certain area; ie. pre-existing peace.

The United Nations Peacekeeping forces kept the peace within Canada, a country not within any conflict.

by matt July 3, 2004

shitworm

A Fucken ass hole thats a frigen Fucktard

OMFG!! You ShitWorm Quit THE BS!!

by Matt March 25, 2005

nuccuhz

Nuccuhz, An std commonly known by the African american race.

Yo, Nuccuhz.

by Matt February 4, 2004

Swollen Vulva

When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

OR

A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"

Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva

by Matt December 28, 2007