broken pipe

when one has too much gas and a fart goes off inside before it has a chance to escape the ass.

oh no, i just got a broken pipe, damn that CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004

dick spazm

a name for a penis that has a spazm whilst in pre ejaculation...may grow up to 14" if come shot is at a high speed

worzels dickspazm sent his balls into gasheads face as he thrusted in his open wide wet pre cum filled mouth

gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''

worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better

by matt May 25, 2003

milk helmets

Breasts, boobs, titties, sweater puppies, etc....

"Check out those gigantic milk helmets!", said Kevin.

by Matt August 26, 2003

schumi

Nickname for the the German Formula One driver, Michael Schumacher.

"Forza schumi" cried the tifosi as Michael Schumacher crosses the line to win the Italian Grand Prix.

"Schumi's Ferrari has suffered a cracked exhaust, which means he is now out of this years Monaco Grand Prix"

by Matt June 15, 2006

inrection

Who wrote the last definition?

They didn't leave any personal details.

by Matt April 20, 2004

doing dudes

Euphamism for "homosexual beahvior". Intended to bring ridicule upon whoever it is said to.

Chris said he was leaving the party to file his taxes, so I said "Have fun doing dudes".

by Matt March 30, 2005

head whore

A female who sucks too much dick and is know for it and nothing else.

Jackie is a head whore, she sucks dick like its her damn job!

by Matt January 20, 2004