Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas.
Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.
Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.
The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.
Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.
Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.
The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.
by master stghm January 24, 2005
Guy ---- "I am sorry, but we have to break up."
Girl -----"Oh, But why?"
Guy ---- "Its your chin... you look like... like... JAY LENO!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you hear what Jay Leno said on the tonight show last night?
Girl -----"Oh, But why?"
Guy ---- "Its your chin... you look like... like... JAY LENO!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you hear what Jay Leno said on the tonight show last night?
by master stghm April 04, 2004
*drum drum drumma drumma drum drum drum drum drrrruuuuummm* "RUP" *DAAA DAAAA DAA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA*
by master stghm April 04, 2004
A quick and simple definition (unlike the guy's up there)
A costume that one puts on that makes someone look like an animal. Usually used by furries and actors.
A costume that one puts on that makes someone look like an animal. Usually used by furries and actors.
by master stghm April 04, 2004