master bruce's definitions

Bennyvend

A person whom manages a poor chain of obviously substandard vending machines that are so out of date that they don't know what a sterling £2 coin is. Also this person wont have many friends and is most probably a virgin whom enjoys watching couples involved in acts of love which should only be seen by the lord god himself

I tried to put a 2 pound coin in a bennyvend machine but all it did was sound a really annoying alarm

by master bruce June 5, 2004

billdup

The white substance that suddenly appears on a certain fat mens mouth's when they consumes large amounts of curry, vodka , mcewans export and sovereign cigs and require a drink of some helpless shmoes beverage. Also may be helping to service whangdang's using they're mouth as a medium

Bill wanted a drink of my dr pepper but he had some serious billdup. ps if they persist in pestering you a boabycheck may be required.

by master bruce June 5, 2004

randalize

Any act of wanton damage caused by a man of authority by the name of randal.

Ally youve totally randalized the mini bus you complete tool.

by master bruce June 5, 2004