6 definition by massive erection3

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when you sneak up on someone, tap them on the shoulder, and get them to turn around directly into your erection!
i was playing a game and my friend totally sneaky pabloed me
by massive erection3 May 08, 2010

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Society's attempt to force people to conform and act/appear like normal people.
People are trying to put me in a box because I am just too punk.

Do not dare to try to put me in a box or I will schpunk all over you.

They tried putting me in a box by shunning me.
by massive erection3 September 24, 2010

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It is a variation of Sneaky Pablo, but instead, two guys sneak up to someone sitting down and position their massive erections next to the guys face so when they call the victims name, the victims pokes himself with the first and then turns the other way and gets hit again.
I was playing videos when my two friends double pabloed me. or "OMG you guys poked both my eyes when you double pabloed me."
"Lets double pablo him when he is not looking, that'll show him."
by massive erection3 May 12, 2010

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When your best friends go do something awesome without inviting you or even considering your existence.
"You guys went to see the movie without me...how could you guy fuck me like that?" or "Yea, we guy fuck Emil so much because he is annoying"
by massive erection3 May 10, 2010

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Punching someone square on the rectum.

Many times includes wrestling someone to the ground and holding him while the same person or another person punches the victim repeatedly directly on the anus.
My friend Justin tackled Emil and held him down with his anus up while Franco gave him a gadafy multiple times, poor Emil couldn't sit straight for a day.
by massive erection3 January 08, 2012

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Jacking off and cumming all over the place just for the raw entertainment of pissing others off.
The punk was schpunking all over the bus seats just to see our expressions.

I schpunked on my ex's backpack.
by massive erection3 September 24, 2010

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