fluffing mr. peepers

aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom

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ring o' fire

a while after you eat spicy foods (i.e. hot wings), you shit and it burns out your asshole, leaving a ring that burns for hours after

"Don't eat chili peppers out of donald's mom's pussy, it'll give you a ring o' fire!"

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a person that goes into people's asses and digs out all the shit so they can eat it or sell it on ebay

donald ballato is such an ass burgler, i saw him with a piece of my shit and he said he was getting $400 for it on ebay

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"Hello, sir, may I please ask your zip code?"
"Rewq."

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when a bitches munging all over you and rocking back and forth, mungsicle starts slapping you in the face

see also - mungsicle

"Stop moving, bitch, you're giving me munglash"

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when a bitch is munging and it won't break, like a big loogie and it won't break off

i licked her mungsicle

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if you don't clean the head of your dick for a while, you will notice a sticky, smelly, greasy, white residue, known as frumunda cheese

"I had a friend who died from a really bad case of frumunda cheese. God rest his soul."

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