mark snider's definitions

Car Hole

The buliding you park your car into. Also known as a garage.

My exwife's pussy is the size of a car hole.

by mark snider February 16, 2004

face pirate

When your recieving head and you pull out squirt it on her face only hitting one eye. It burns bad and she closes the eye and says arrrrrggggg making a pirates face.

My wife went out for holloween with a face pirate.

by mark snider February 13, 2004

Meat Gazer

A man who tries to catch a glimpse at your package while pissing at the urinal.

Mike sure acts like a homo when hes meat gazin'.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

Meat Gazer Lean

While someone is in the act as a meat gazer. It is the lean towards the urinal to prevent them from seeing your package.

I got my dick wet when I was doing the maet gazer lean.

by mark snider January 25, 2005