mark shackelford's definitions

Taco Bell

The original phone company in Mexico. At one time it was a monopoly but was forced to be split up by desegration legislation.

Gracias por llamar a Taco Bell, como puedo alludar se?

by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007

captain crash

To 'go down with the ship' when crashing a bicycle, skateboard, tricycle, etc.

My little boy captain crashed his trike but did all he could to land the jump.

by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007

FAR Tea

Federal Aviation Regulations that are being read at night as a remedy for insomnia.

When I can't sleep I just have a little bit of FAR tea and I'm out in minutes.

by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007

misgruntled

To be upset with someone or something based on false or misleading information.

We're having a misgruntled employee meeting for everyone who thought we were cutting their benefits.

by Mark Shackelford June 18, 2007

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

quitar

A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play.

I wish ol' Joe would sell me his quitar. It's been sitting in the closet for decades.

by Mark Shackelford April 28, 2007