Definitions by mark

penis 

a dink

i like to rub my penis

penis by mark September 27, 2003

Bunta 

The act or process of acting in an aggrevated or thought less manner.

"The wifes gone bunta!"

Bunta by Mark September 24, 2003

twank 

to bang

I twanked your sister yesterday

twank by Mark September 21, 2003

f.l.i.p. 

Funny Little Island People
Phillipinos

f.l.i.p. by Mark September 15, 2003

dormiphilia 

A sexual disorder involving having sex with sleeping people.

Bob has dormiphilia, and stalks Sally the narcoleptic chick.

dormiphilia by mark September 14, 2003

misterpam 

A whinging scouser who is constantly depressed and moans non-stop throughout the day about things that have absolutely no importance whatsoever

My husband's left me, I'm on the rag and the cat's been run over, so I'm allowed the misterpam's sometimes.

misterpam by mark September 12, 2003

mushrooms

a fungus that is eaten like a vegetable

I like mushrooms on my pizza. ;)

mushrooms by Mark September 11, 2003