mark's definitions

conan o'brien

The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.

by Mark August 17, 2004

cretension

when theres tension between you and your crew

damn, when we got stuck in that elevator for two hours, i was definitely starting to feel some cretension between bob and branden

by mark April 12, 2004

YKK

The current corporate incarnation of Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha, the Japanese zipper zaibatsu.

*zzzzzzzzip*

by Mark July 1, 2003

twank

to bang

I twanked your sister yesterday

by Mark September 21, 2003

pecker puffer

one who can puff on a pecker

Mindy is not a pecker puffer.

by mark March 4, 2004

ennngh

ENNNGH! ennngh ennngh

That was weird! ennngh.

by Mark July 15, 2004

Prairie Dogging

Your colons signal that you've waited to long to visit the hopper

By the time I got home I had to go so bad I was already Prairie Doddin'...also known as Turtle Headin'

by Mark February 29, 2004