mark's definitions

Heroic Undies

the undies made of cotton that are the stuff of real legend worn by 200kg ugly as fuck woman with queensland blue pumpkins
see putrid

dam it i just follwed through on that one

LEST WE FORGET

by Mark August 6, 2004

CWILF

Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.

Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.

by Mark August 7, 2004

Gaybee

Gaybee is the noun form of calling someone gay.

It was developed just because a gay way of saying gay was needed.

You're such a gaybee you gaybee.

by Mark August 9, 2004

flash

To lose control and attack someone

Man,ease up homie, I will flash on yo ass!

by Mark August 11, 2004

christendom

Slang term for college in Southern Virginia, that is a roman catholic school and beleived to be haunted. In the summer of 2004, two security guards set out to investigate. Their footage was found months later...

"goin to christendom....gonna do it again!"

by mark August 17, 2004

conan o'brien

The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.

by Mark August 17, 2004

knarf

Originaly part of the philosophical idea, brought about by Sir Jeffery Boivin around the renaissance era, that all parts must have a whole, thus making one side dark and one light. The dark being Knarf and the light being Fwanky. Used often as an insult.

Hey Knarf, go eat some coconut trees!

by Mark August 21, 2004