shivvle

When two people are walking in different directions toward eachother and have to get around but end up going the same direction side to side numerous times.

Dan and Jon just shivvled in the busy hallway.

by Mark April 13, 2005

blogosphere

A word created with the soul purpose to be the worst sounding thing ever, second only to the originating term blog which is then only usurped by douche.

Michelle was talking about the Blogosphere, and so I vomited on her shoes.

by mark August 22, 2005

pussy whipped

When the guy gets the last word in with "yes dear", or O.K. honey.

The bottom of your shoes need to be licked clean because you stepped in some dog shit? Yes dear, I'll take care of it right now.
Scott you one balled bitch. Do you get your period at the same time as the other women in the office? All I can think is that she must be one hell of a blow job. Gay men laugh at you.

by Mark January 24, 2005

torpedo'd

When a so called friend ruins an evening by sticking to some inane "plan" usually created after said evening was already negotiated (usually in the face of common sense and better judgement as it relates to his/her friends)

Since Jim is totally pussy whipped, he totally torpedo'd the evening by making plans with his wife when he already had an arrangement with us.

by Mark January 08, 2004

Anarchy

Anarchy is easily summed up in four worsds "No Gods, No Masters"

please someone put avril out of her misery

by Mark January 11, 2004

Ebayaholic

One who is addicted to ebay.

Hi, My name is Mark and I have been an Ebayaholic for 1 month now...

by Mark March 31, 2003

Bum Cheese

When a gay man allows sperm to go hard in his ass

"I havent washed in like a week, i still got bum cheese in my gay ass"

by mark March 22, 2004