maria's definitions

crampy

when a girl has her period and it hurts a lot.

me: wow i'm feeling quite crampy today.
meaghan: me too. however, i am cramping up. it means the same thing but is in verb form as opposed to adjective form.

two in one
fool.

by maria March 3, 2004

enaggerate

To understate; downplay. The opposite of exaggerate.

ROBOCOP: How many files did he deliver?

TRISCH: I don't know: like, none!

ROBOCOP: There were at least two, Trisch. Don't enaggerate!

by Maria June 24, 2005

flange

grotesque minge often scented like mackerel which oozes chunks

close your legs your mackerel scented flange is putting me off my food

by Maria April 21, 2005

libertines

A REALLY hott *British* band

I listen to the libertines everynight before I go to bed

by Maria January 9, 2005

Gerard Way

Lead singer of MCR!Amazing vocalist and songwriter n hes also HOT!!!Unique and oh so talented....i love him <3 x

Gerard Way is God <3<3<3<3<3

by Maria April 21, 2005

against me

against me likes jesus. and fucking. and drinking alcoholic beverages while licking whipped cream off of my body. i also happen to be the virgin mary, fucks.

maria: you guys suck. sell outs
against me: yeah..

by maria October 9, 2004

Liefde

rts + mgk = liefde

you believe in liefde when you see rts and mgk together

by maria August 19, 2003