stiffany mini

unipressive boner from looking at ANY girl
That fugly gave him a stiffany mini but no one would notice his pants tenting with a middle school micro boner. Until he grows to at least average, seven inch length and five inch girth, he can only hope to get fugly handjobs. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
by margrette sees January 23, 2013
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tickle the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to tickle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn
by margrette sees January 23, 2013
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jiggle the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to jiggle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to jiggle the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
by margrette sees January 24, 2013
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jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts
by margrette sees January 24, 2013
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stiffany

getting a boner looking at ANY girl even fugly
That fugly gave him a stiffany but no one would notice his pants tenting with a short dick. Until he grows to 7 long and 5 around he can only hope to get fugly action. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
by margrette sees January 18, 2013
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move the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands
His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to move the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to move the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
by margrette sees January 24, 2013
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Chilly middis

when his balls get cold outside during blowjob

only a problem in middle school or high school with small balls
he wanted to nutt in her mouth so he didn't want to say anything but he had to complain when Chilly middis got really bad: suck my balls, too, or take a seat on my dick your pussy lips will warm them
girl: oh whoa, I never noticed your small balls until now. they make your dick look thicker than it is. I'll take a seat on that when you fill out to at least five inches thick, you know average girth
girl: this explains why you don't nutt much
by margrette sees January 18, 2013
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