marc's definitions

Clam Quack

A fanny fart

My birds cunt did a huge Clam Quack
when i was boning her.

by marc December 12, 2003

Lemmy Badger

A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body.

Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Flittermouse

A bat

by Marc October 15, 2003

Tao, taoism

A philosophy of oriental origin, comprised of pothead logic.

Taoism, "The way"

by marc February 19, 2004

wix

One who is overly obese , has children , Doesn't see them , Drink's Bourbon with them even though they're only 12 and 13 years old , Still plays virtual places chat from dusk till dawn after 11 and a half years.

"Im getting drunk timmy pooh "lol" i need another glass of bourbon "lol" i can hardly stand even though im sitting "lol" im such a wix "lol"

by marc February 11, 2004

Soo Bahk Do

A martial art created by Hwang Kee of Korea. Its purpose is unification of the body, mind, and spirit. Its practitioners focus not on besting others, but on bettering themselves. Formerly known as "Tang Soo Do," Soo Bahk Do and traditional martial arts like it should be considered artforms and practices; never sport.

If you want a quality martial art with goals of honoring tradition and bettering the self... you should check out Soo Bahk Do.

More information at www.soobahkdo.com

by Marc December 28, 2003

fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005