Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 04, 2005

over the shoulder boulder holder

sex position act including a man and a woman.

When you're doing it doggy in the poop shoot and your arm is over her shoulder holding that boulder.

by Marc February 16, 2005

fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.

by Marc December 11, 2003

disconcur

to disagree; to not concur

Benny: Taco Bell is much better than Burger King
Eric: I disconcur. Burger King is a lot better.

by Marc November 22, 2003

scrapped

1. verb (past tense). to have gotten into a physical altercation with another person

2. verb. discarded

3. verb. to have broken a large piece of machinery such as a car down for spare parts or for the metal.

1. Last night at the bar, Jim drunkenly hit on Matt's girlfriend, so Matt and Jim scrapped in the parking lot.

2. It was a good idea but too expensive, so the idea had to be scrapped.

3. My car was fubar so I scrapped it at the junkyard.

by Marc February 25, 2004

Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.

Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

by Marc April 25, 2005

Giulianistic

Resembling a policy in which the head of the operation is fired without sufficient cause in order to to create the illusion of effective leadership though intolerance of mediocrity

It was rather giulianistic of Mr. Whipple on his first day as the new boss to fire Will just because he accidentally over-charged one customer--the only customer he ever over-charged in his five years as a cashier.

by Marc April 07, 2005