marK's definitions

Stroke

A medical conditionj resulting from missing the ball on a golf swing.

The old yuppie swung so hard that he had a stroke when he missed the ball.

by Mark January 9, 2004

liberal

A person who politically falls on the left side of the spectrum. Prefers to have government as involved in everyday life as possible. basically wiping your ass. does not preserve freedoms. see gun controll and rights of unborn children. and is overly critical of anyone who does not see eye to eye. See weeny, hippie, or liberal hippie freak

liberals are bad for America.

by Mark May 5, 2005

Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

by Mark April 22, 2005

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

Skunk

A Punk influenced by SkinHead styles of dress and music. A SkinHead with a Mohican.

Baz was always annoyed that his helnet cruhed his mohican when riding his Vespa.

by Mark October 25, 2003

Captain Casual

The master of Animated Images. With his nintendo shirt and mx700, Casual is able to show any emotion or comment in one small animation of him self.

His gifs are no Captain Casual

by Mark April 5, 2004

CGNU

Crazy Go Nuts University, involved with sports such as The Golf Culb, basketball, soccer, baseball, and football. The school mascot is The CGNU Dumples. Although CGNU is not commonly known to most people, it is an actual university.

CGNU has had many victories over Piles of Electronics State

by Mark March 8, 2004