Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: Haw can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blood.
Mom: Haw can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blood.
by Maniac_88 March 19, 2006
Me: WTF! Get out of my backyard! Fucking Yonkie!
Yonkie: I am not a yonkie! *Sniff* I just like the feeling of empty syringe.
Me: Yeah right! And what's that? I'm gonna tell you, that's HEROIN, FUCKING YONKIE!
Yonkie: I am not a yonkie! *Sniff* I just like the feeling of empty syringe.
Me: Yeah right! And what's that? I'm gonna tell you, that's HEROIN, FUCKING YONKIE!
by Maniac_88 March 19, 2006
Tales of Eternia is a videogame made by Namco. It is a RPG game, a good one. You can play it if you have a Play Station or a Play Station Portable, also known as a PSP.
Boy: What are you doing?
Geek: I'm playing Tales of Eternia.
Boy: Is that good?
Geek: It is better than your mother last night.
Geek: I'm playing Tales of Eternia.
Boy: Is that good?
Geek: It is better than your mother last night.
by Maniac_88 March 19, 2006
Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: How can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blod.
Mom: How can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blod.
by Maniac_88 March 19, 2006
me: Fuck! You are a Fucking Hippie!!!
He: Yeah!and i like to fuck old women!!! and this pot is good!!! =)
He: Yeah!and i like to fuck old women!!! and this pot is good!!! =)
by maniac_88 November 11, 2005
Me: I am a culé!
You: And i am fucking out of my mind because i like Real Madrid!I will die alone, you know.
Me: Yeah! And i will spit on your face when you die!
You: And i am fucking out of my mind because i like Real Madrid!I will die alone, you know.
Me: Yeah! And i will spit on your face when you die!
by Maniac_88 March 19, 2006