mangus's definitions

what had happened was

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

by Mangus January 30, 2004

the marriam webster dictionary

dictionary for those who are sheltered and wouldn't be able to walk down my streets and understand anything

Sup! What's the dealy yo? E'erthing's off an' poppin. Holla!

Hello! How are you doing? We are having a good time. Goodbye.

by Mangus January 23, 2004

dumpensky

The act of taking a dump, a poop, a crap.

Pull over here, dude, so I can go take a dumpensky on her front porch.

by mangus January 25, 2005

cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

by mangus July 1, 2005

air quotes

Another term for a fart, usually used to voice an opinion regarding a topic of conversation (see example sentence).

Oh yeah, well I've got an air quote for ya: bbrrrrrrpppp...

by mangus June 5, 2004

spotter

A pee spot on your shorts/jeans that shows through after you whizz, because you didn't tap your monkey well enough.

Crap! I can't go out there, yet, I just made a spotter on my shorts!

by mangus January 18, 2005

schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

by Mangus January 5, 2005