mangus's definitions

tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

dummkopf

A stupid person; a dolt.

Dummkopf here stinks like a dead monkey because he forgot to wipe his butt again.

by mangus May 18, 2004

spotter

A pee spot on your shorts/jeans that shows through after you whizz, because you didn't tap your monkey well enough.

Crap! I can't go out there, yet, I just made a spotter on my shorts!

by mangus January 18, 2005

toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 24, 2004

tit looker

Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.

I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.

by mangus May 26, 2004

do science

To take a dump, poop, crap. To have a bowel movement. To defecate.

Too much pico during linch today, I need to go do science for a bit.

by mangus July 13, 2006

schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

by Mangus January 5, 2005