CPS

CPS (aka Cold Penis Special) is when a man covers ones penis in water and puts it in the freezer, once frozen the male must have intercourse with a frozen penis.

tyler:i served up the good ol' CPS to brittany last night

by man who indulges in balls December 14, 2021

bizitch-itch

referring to ones yeast infection

i was going to give becky the CPS but she told me she had the bizitch-itch

by man who indulges in balls December 15, 2021

PTDS

acronym for (Post Traumatic Down Syndrome)

guy: my sister has like ptds post traumatic down syndrome

by man who indulges in balls December 14, 2021

toungin-my-gums

when you get teeth freshly removed and while making out someone licks the the hole of the gum

tyler: i was making out with stacy and she would not stop toungin-my-gums when i get my cavity removed

by man who indulges in balls December 15, 2021

sucking my asshole

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)

tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole

by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021