CPS

CPS (aka Cold Penis Special) is when a man covers ones penis in water and puts it in the freezer, once frozen the male must have intercourse with a frozen penis.

tyler:i served up the good ol' CPS to brittany last night

by man who indulges in balls December 14, 2021

PTDS

acronym for (Post Traumatic Down Syndrome)

guy: my sister has like ptds post traumatic down syndrome

by man who indulges in balls December 14, 2021

toungin-my-gums

when you get teeth freshly removed and while making out someone licks the the hole of the gum

tyler: i was making out with stacy and she would not stop toungin-my-gums when i get my cavity removed

by man who indulges in balls December 15, 2021

bizitch-itch

referring to ones yeast infection

i was going to give becky the CPS but she told me she had the bizitch-itch

by man who indulges in balls December 15, 2021

sucking my asshole

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)

tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole

by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021