Definitions by mad sam purple'ead

twinterweb 

slang for internet. see also twinternet.

have you heard of this new computer malarky, what's it called, the twinterweb?

twinterweb by mad sam purple'ead February 1, 2005

twinternet 

slang for internet. see also twinterweb

do you have the twinternet?

twinternet by mad sam purple'ead February 1, 2005

pickled 

confused. see also confuzzled

i'm pickled. what was the question again?

pickled by mad sam purple'ead January 22, 2005

poo 

1. you all know... ie the was that comes out le derriere.



2. a great word to use instead of swearing. see calzoncillos.

weebl: lo bob. you going to the gig tonight?
Bob: lo weebl. it was yesterday.
Weebl: poo!

poo by mad sam purple'ead January 10, 2005

yonder 

i'm not clear on it's background; look at the others for that. but i can tell you that it can be used infront of a noun, when describing, for example, where you're going to your parents.

parent; Jo, where are you going tonight?
Jo: to yonder manga club.

yonder by mad sam purple'ead January 5, 2005

aigan 

some group in the early thirties invented a language named "aigan." it sort of died out until recently, when a few pupils at George wWatson's College, Edinburgh, U.K came across it on the internet a few years ago. THey are now fluent in the language and it is hillarious! it's even better when they start speaking in German aigan, or, if you read on, Gaigermaigan aigaaigigaigan...
how to speak it: "simply" place "aig" before EACH vowel in the word.
a different version is where you do the same thing with "ooo" instead of "aig".

haigalaigo craigaig! thaigis aigis aiga traigibaigutaige taigo yaigoaigu aigand staigephaigen!

("hello Craig! This a tribute yo you and stephen!")

aigan by mad sam purple'ead January 5, 2005

ripping muck 

a term used to describe very fine food. used at St Mary's School, U.K often. Still used by some people.

I say, this tastes like ripping muck.
what ripping muck!

ripping muck by Mad Sam purple'ead January 4, 2005