Definitions by machman

Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.

'Man, you are such a pretard.'

Pretard by Machman January 25, 2009

Restard

When a piece of shit retarded computer needs to restart, yet does so with failure in some manner.

'OH MY SHITTY GOD! YOU RESTARD!!!!! What a Restard.'

Restard by Machman January 25, 2009

Funnilingus 

n. The art of performing Cunnilingus for fun, or a particular experience of Cunnilingus that was 'fun'.

'Oh my god manlads, I just had some smacklipping funnilingus.'

Funnilingus by Machman January 25, 2009

Slotmail 

The art of creating a hotmail account with which to seduce/ensnare women and/or obtain certain types of image.

'I have racked up quite a stash thanks to my Slotmail account.'

Slotmail by Machman January 25, 2009

Fungilingus 

Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all

'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*

Fungilingus by Machman January 25, 2009

Biff 

a light smackdown... or punch
Der. 'To Biff' 'Biffed' 'Biffing'

'I will Biff you up'

'Man just got Biffed'

Biff by Machman January 25, 2009

Smacklipping 

The art of cunnilingus or eating vajay.
To smack her lips ;)

'That was some good smacklipping'

'Lipsmacking smacklipping!'

Smacklipping by Machman January 25, 2009