maX's definitions

vassili zaitsev

An awesoem Russian sniper from the Urals, made more famous by 'Enemy at the Gates'. Promised to kill 150 germans in Stalingrad, but came one shy. Killed 40 within a 10 day period, and 400 in total.

Watch enemy at the gates, not an example, a demand

by max May 10, 2005

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giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 7, 2004

NEWSOM

red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made

i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me

by MAX January 30, 2003

sfazir

This means to slap furiously with a wooden plank. Origin is unknown but dates back to the early 70's.

I sfazired on of my carpool people.

by Max March 3, 2005

Rota Slips

Type of Rims. Real name is Rota Slipstreams. Rota is the brand and Slipstream is the spesific style. Most commonly put on imports, like the Acura Integra.

Yo, check out those rims!! I think they're Rota Slips!!

by Max July 1, 2007

Ramen

In addition to cheap Asian noodles, in many circles the word has come to be a colloquialism any cheap food eaten by those who cannot afford much more.

College is so expensive these days, I'm going to have to spend the next four years eating ramen.

by Max May 25, 2003

gay vampires

secret code for steve sanislo and his butt buddy jeff fucking in a bath tub while watching blade 2

look at steve and jeff go at it

by max December 9, 2004