Charlie

when your walking on the street with a duck on your head then the duck falls of your head, then you slip on the duck and land on your ass, then you dislocate your ass, then you walk around with a broken ass and a duck stuck to it, in the mall, then you look so ridiculous that LC WAIKIKI hires you be a mannequin.

Teacher: students what do you wanna do in the future
Me: I wanna be mannequin

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

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Chocolate Icecream

When you take a shit and it goes all over your ass cheeks.

Fuck, I'm having chocolate icecream

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

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Cheese foot

When walking potato walks in your house naked and screams "I am god" to your toilet then your brother need to take a shit, but accidentally poops in the potato, then the potato dies, so your bother makes french fries from the shitty dead potato and dies from excessive consumption of solid waste and you get blamed for your brothers death!

DAD IT WASN'T ME, THIS IS SUCH A CHEESE FOOT

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

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