mY dONkeY iS cOoL 's definitions

Greatest day

when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.

i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Lettuce

Cum

That lettuce be tasty

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 16, 2021

Charlie

My constipation

IVE BEEN CHARLIED FOR THE PAST WEEK

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL September 17, 2021

forced chocolate

when you getting fucked, and they fuck the shit out of you

DAMN IT, I GOT LAST NIGHTS "FORCED CHOCOLATE" ALL OVER MY SHEETS

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 27, 2021

toe nail

ass

damn that toe nails nice

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Cheese foot

When walking potato walks in your house naked and screams "I am god" to your toilet then your brother need to take a shit, but accidentally poops in the potato, then the potato dies, so your bother makes french fries from the shitty dead potato and dies from excessive consumption of solid waste and you get blamed for your brothers death!

DAD IT WASN'T ME, THIS IS SUCH A CHEESE FOOT

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Chocolate Icecream

When you take a shit and it goes all over your ass cheeks.

Fuck, I'm having chocolate icecream

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021