Cream Hole

a twat, pussy, fuckhole, frontdoor, furburger, cunt cake, vagina
i hit that cream hole so many times its not funny
by Mike December 06, 2003
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Pretentious

To be pretentious is to make a claim or put on an act to:

A) Fit into a group.

B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.

Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:

i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.

ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.
a) Look I have the same boots as you now! That makes me a true Punk/Goth/Rocker/insert generic group name.

b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.

i) I am a goth I love HIM.

ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.

Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.

Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.
by Mike December 19, 2005
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Hagen Das

Our leader next to the Sung Bung.He has slayed many a facist I.H.M. slave driver during his time in the rebellion. Hopefully he will lead us off the island of Aloysius soon so we can escape The Dimick.
Come comrades! Hagen Das is leading us to the promised land!
by mike May 15, 2004
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ex0crite

Past zEx member that is legit as CPL. Ownij
"ex0crite is such a LEGIT"
by Mike August 20, 2003
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TALLY WACKER

A huge, thick penis measuring 8" or more in lenght, a soul pole, a meat pole.
Look lois, Clark has an enormous tally wacker!!!!
by mike January 07, 2004
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turntable

A rotation of the mid-section-with legs apart; channeling momentum while falling and rolling on the upper part of one's back. Consecutive turntables make up the classic breakdance move, the draw-droping windmill.
"Scratch that turntable while I execute a turntable my whole-hearted African American friend."
by Mike October 04, 2004
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Ardjet

Orbital Frame piloted by BAHRAM pilot
Ken Marinaris.
Has a tough outer shell that acts as secondary armor.
Ardjet is tough opponent.
by Mike January 02, 2005
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