mE's definitions

My life

A very long hell

My life sucks

by me September 18, 2016

penis de grande

penis of big; a man who usually hangs out in south augusta at all the local pubs and hits on the ugliestl, fattest women who never ever lose his phone number which causes wife much agony. NO, CLARK... not you.

PENIS DE GRANDE! (to be used in song)

by me March 16, 2005

anti-disestablishmentarianism

a person of "rules"

someone who lives by "rules"

by me June 24, 2004

monger

a carniverous, african kangaroo with 3 rows of teeth. it usually eats its prey in one bite. the babies are called josphines.

shannon is a beastly monger who likes to eat her young...in one bite.

by me January 5, 2005

Idiot

1. Some one dim-witted
2. One who acts before thinking thus creating consequences.

1. Bush-"I own a timber company? That's news to me! Got wood?"
Televison viewer- What an idiot.
2. He didn't think to bring his keys before he snuck out of his house. He was locked out all night! (He was an idiot)

by Me December 17, 2004

Doing Stats

Sitting down and taking a 2 hour unauthorized break.

Hey dude, I'm hung over, I'll be doing stats.

by me July 21, 2004

afghan kabob

best restaurant ever, period. favorite lunchtime hangout of the Mt.Lebo Model UN team when visiting Baltimore. Run by a kindly arab man who gave us free rice pudding this one time.

kid a: ugh, my committee was awful! my resolution got totally shot down by China!
kid b: that sucks. China in my committee was mad hot...I'm meeting her at Afghan Kabob for lunch, wanna come?
kid a: hellz yeah, that place rules!

by me February 7, 2005