bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

by Me December 15, 2003

Klondike Bar

You guess ;)

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

by Me June 24, 2003

Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

by me October 19, 2004

fuckstick

A huge fucking idiot, a tool, a moron

Hey, dude, stop being a fuckstick, or I will dickslap you

by Me June 26, 2004

fd

Abbreviation of New Jersey slang "for definitely"; same as "hell ya".

person a: that song is so awesome.
person b: fd.

by me January 26, 2004

cauld

(scottish slang) Cold

Aye, it's awfy cauld up here in Scoatland.

by Me December 30, 2004

Liberals

Bitch and whine about everything and are never happy, complain about how the government is doing things when they themselves would do fifty times worse. They are stupid and should never be listened to. They are manipulated by the Media and worship John Kerry.

Shut the fuck up you stupid liberals. God! Why don't you just shut up and suck my mother fuckin dick? Lame Asses. Fuckin losers. Bitch ass niggas!

by ME October 31, 2004